WOMEN

1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.

2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.

3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they say they never have something to wear.

4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.

5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just 'an old rag'.

6. Although their clothes are always 'just an old rag', they still expect you to compliment them.

7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't believe you !!

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

Socrates
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Anonymous
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

Dumas
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?

Sigmund Freud
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.


Anonymous
'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'


Sam Kinison
'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'

James Holt McGavran
'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'


Patrick Murray
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2.. Whenever you're right, shut up.


Nash
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...


Anonymous
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

13837 X Your Age X 73 = ?

Just see..

There are good times and bad times one has to face. Sometimes, there is a time when we get entangled in uninvited problems.. even get dragged into them and there is no way to escape. There is some sort of weakness and recessiveness that takes us deeper and deeper into a negative and failed character. It may even cost our health, life or precisely make us see the worst of this world. After that, a time comes, when we reach our peak of life in performance, career etc., and no one can touch us. May be, that is the time we actually relish the bad times gone by. Again, as we grow, the circle of life increases in diameter, and we keep going back to the bad times in cyclicity, but with lesser acuteness, like a larger circle as lesser momentum. This goes on in the entire life, like a vertical pendulum (dropping is positive, climbing back is negative time of life).

I believe.... there is some relationship in cyclicity of the planets and stars which with their movements cause occult changes in our body/brain all the time.. and hence all this happens.. Yes we are a heap full of minerals running inside us, and these magnetic circles affect our nature, health and prosperity.

I am quite amazed, which a panditji told me between the age of 12- 15 yrs. It has been happening as he predicted lot of major events from his patra, telling planet positions for me. He tried lot of prayers, yagyas, angoothis to resolve during my hard times... but nothing ever changed and I had crossed all barriers on my own (the time when I did become an atheist).

However, he did realize during his resolving efforts (yagyas etc.), that not much of the prayers were being answered (actually nothing).. and he did say that these planets and stars have to pay you back later if they do not answer these prayers!

He passed away a couple of years back, and I do feel that I lost a legacy to know more about the rest of my life.

In conclusion, we need to live on our own, always doing the best. Bad times do come always, but we should face them undettered, as a part of life and be positive for the positive to come in future. We should always resolve the most difficult first, without wasting any time. We should not leave things for God to resolve.. as what mishap is happening is to be resolved, and should work as we want!